"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams."
The Chronicles of Narnia:
The Lion, The Witch and This Isn’t Even The First Book In The Series // Prince Ben Barnes’ Hair // The Voyage of the Gay Subtext: 1 and 2
Lord Of The Rings:
Fellowship of the Angst: 1 and 2 // The Angst Towers: 1 and 2 // Return of the Angst: 1 and 2
The Mummy:
The Actual Mummy // The Return of Brendan Fraser // The Mummy: Tomb of Where Did Rachel Weisz Go?
Underworld:
Under Kate Beckinsale // Underworld: The Lame Sequel // Underworld: Rise of the We Only Cared About Lucian Anyway
Twilight:
Twisputter // New Moan // Ecyclops
The Neverending Story (SPOILER: it ends)
Alice In Trippyland (2010)
Hellboy // Hellboy II: The Lego Army
The Golden Compass (leading you to bad movie adaptions since 2007)
OH MY GOD THE NAMES
Bridge to Tearsabithia this name is so true my god
inkheart was so bad though omg
The Mummy: Tomb of Where Did Rachel Weisz Go?
so accurate it will always hurt.
^Inkheart should be called Inksuck. So bad. SO bad.
(via laurenlefay)